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CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




CLOSET - Looks like someone opened yours


TAGS: skeleton closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:08 pm
This Must Be The Montreal City Hall !


BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


CLAUSTROPHOBIA -




THE WOODEN BALL -


TAGS: close shave humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 3:48 pm

Thank you, kind sir.
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:44 am
Missed this one LOL 5L


ENCLOSED -


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

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Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


LOVE CAN TEAR YOU APART - ... And Bring You Closer Than Ever




josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole inc*** peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "*****le hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a g** guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm
LMAO!


DECEPTION -


TAGS: com a lil closer theone
Rating: 2.73/5

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jameswnash - November 19, 2010, 9:07 pm
A wise man once said "The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done. Men who are creative,entive and discover"...so please reach the goal of education
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
this one is ripped off another site too.
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
plagiarism


TAKAGI - He's a dumbass


TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

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Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


TIMING -




D E S I R E - Every time I close my eyes, I feel you with me.


TAGS: close my eyes with you
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - February 11, 2012, 6:48 pm

this would be great at motitwist
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:34 pm
Lol, ha ha ha... =P
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm
you misspl5lled 'inside' :)


JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!




*FACEPALM* -




FOCUSING ON YESTERDAY -


TAGS: closer than it appears crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - October 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
Easy 5L!
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:52 pm

solid dude...5


OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown


TAGS: one door closes one door opens *** menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

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lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.


THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




COUNTRY LIVING - Another bargain basement offering in the U.S. mortgage debacle.


TAGS: home foreclosed decrepit shack
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 2, 2012, 10:37 am
The sign was.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:42 pm

wow...i thought the sign had been shopped it. thats one helluva pic dude.
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 3:52 pm
Pic was with my digital camera and taken in rural Wisconsin. LYAO on that one. Thx for comment Maoworks2.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:41 pm
THis Old House.


FIRST ENCOUNTERS - Closer... closer....closer




Motifake Closed -


TAGS: motifake closed february march
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:37 pm

It'll actually be nice to have a few extra days off...
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Phew that'll be a nice 5L break for everyone!


Flying Disk -




tutored? -


TAGS: close but uh no cigar
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2013, 1:38 am
Nice. 5L
GaryO - May 17, 2013, 8:27 pm
done. thanx guys
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:22 pm

you need to post this at digmydog
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:55 pm
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! First they teach you to chase balls and then they try to take them. Fight for you right (and left) to paaaarty. 5L


NOT EVEN CLOSE -


TAGS: close calendar imagination has changed kite
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2012, 9:06 pm
Amen brother Greeny


Mr. Edward Snowden -


TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy


Burning 2000 Calories -




THE CLOSET - Way to blow the door off the hinges fellas!


TAGS: closet
Rating: 4.67/5

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MARRIAGE -


TAGS: skeletons closet horror
Rating: 4.64/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2013, 11:34 am
Could be worse. Imagine if your new spouse suddenly "came out of the closet" hehe. L L L L L
lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 12:25 am

I'm thinkin worms...maybe maggots.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 12:10 am
Maybe even a few moths in that closet too? Teehee.


AIRSPACE -




Mother -


TAGS: bed closet
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:49 am

OK, now I am TOTALLY freaked out~~5LLLLL


NOOOOOO -


TAGS: whew close one
Rating: 4.36/5

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matt28 - November 4, 2010, 11:16 pm
He got him! Chris Hansen finally got p***bear!!


FINE LINE -




Not Too Long Ago -


TAGS: california homes built closely
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Although, I'd a**ign that bedroom to my pet bear. Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:44 pm
Jeez, that's true. I betcha he could. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? WHAT I SAY?!?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:43 pm
Lol!
curlyrocks - April 15, 2014, 5:36 pm
I would give my daughter the master bedroom and that young man would be in for a rude surprise. Course I'm a heavy sleeper so maybe it would be both of us in for a ruse surprise.
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:25 pm
Hell crotchety, a drawbridge? He could just step from one 5L window to the other.


LET'S UNITE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON - A N D E N J O Y O U R F R E E D O M S


TAGS: skeletons in a collective closet
Rating: 4.27/5

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ughomer - October 29, 2012, 11:17 am
H.H. to you Icon (Happy Halloween) & Thanks!
Iconoclast - October 28, 2012, 11:29 pm
It's a 4, but I gave it a 5 to offset the 1
ughomer - October 28, 2012, 3:46 pm
Just got low-balled with a 1-rating. I agree it wasn't up to my usual standards. Sue me!


LEFT -


TAGS: left so close hand drown
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:04 am
Heavy Stuff !
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 7:51 pm
Geez Rick, now the flashbacks….


REVENGE -


TAGS: and if you look closely at the puddle you ll see a pill in it
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Or the exact latitude and longitude where you place your feet when you first get out of bed.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:19 pm
"portended" if you will.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:18 pm
... and if you have a leather couch (particularly in THAT shade), shag carpeting somewhere in your house, is but a foregone conclusion.


Fantasies -


TAGS: g** renaissance faire closet
Rating: 4/5

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5150monkeylove - June 6, 2013, 2:45 pm
Ahh yes, much c*****ge. It is also where you can tip a cute girl with a kiss... I have not been to one since late 1997.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 10:39 am
I thought it was just a place for fat chicks to show off their t***.
5150monkeylove - May 27, 2013, 7:42 pm
I am the blonde. This was in 95 or 96.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 11:12 am
This explains what I saw when I went to the renaissance fair... explains everything.
Reality Lord - May 27, 2013, 6:37 am

Which oneis you ...and how long ago


SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET -




FORTUNATE EVENTS -


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


MOTIFAKERS' PARADISE - THIS IS NOT, BUT IS CLOSE ENOUGH


TAGS: motifakers paradise close
Rating: 3.6/5

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almarpa - July 7, 2010, 6:54 am
You are right, that is the reason, from my point of view, is not the paradise... Bacon is missing
ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 11:09 pm
Sorry, no bacon in sight.


TRUE DEMOTIVATION -


TAGS: dont forget to close the curtain
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

spacedog - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm
5Ls, well done Random.
Sean - November 4, 2009, 12:36 pm
Hilarious. But hey, as they say, "cantelope without a girl." But leave it out of the fridge overnight first. Great poster.


OBEDIENCE -




MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - I DON'T GET IT




UP CLOSE - but alas, still not personal




HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS - If i can't see you, then you can't see me!


TAGS: closed eyes
Rating: 2.45/5

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CLOSET SPACE - Let's see... I think I'll wear my racoon suit today...




SECURITY VS. INSECURITY -




Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


Hide and Seek -


TAGS: hide seek game skeleton closet
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 9, 2017, 7:42 am
winner, you mean.... chuckle, chuckle... ^!


The Door -




Greybeards -


TAGS: close laptop screen old escape
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 1:59 am
LOL! True, true, Ism! After a while, people you joke around with one favorite sites become more than just a name on a screen. 5L


Disappointment -




Close Call -




HOUSEKEEPING -




waiting for a push -


TAGS: swing tree bench closet belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2015, 5:39 pm
Thanks for the comments guys.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
good, spacedog good (that's effing good for the rest of us)
Reality Lord - July 19, 2015, 10:57 am

what greeny said...uh huh
Greeny - July 19, 2015, 10:10 am
Amsomely dark 5L


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